“Double or nothing, the Pee Tape leaks this month. Where’d everybody go?”- Lucky John McEntee

Eating food and doing blow isn’t a thing.

Throw in an escort service and I’ll take that action.

$5 says his battery dies showing that off.

Hell of a guy.

Wow...no quarter given. +1

Being from Tennessee, it made more sense before the edit.

Pretty sure you can only give +1 hookers, but I admire your gumption.

Punching women = Bad

You forgot to mention that Clay Travis is also feces. I won’t hold it against you though.

What I imagine the extent of his thought process on the matter:

“You can be loyal, LOYAL! - Lord

What a headline. The future is weird.

+1 That one really takes me backbackbackbackbackback.

That poor bastard on the receiving end...

Waited on the follow up post to finally reveal yourself. Consider me truthered.

Do you suppose he knows that the only reason it was “darker” is because the live events were broadcast in the middle of the night?

Sounds like the yips.

Shaqtin’ responsibly.

+1 undershirt.