Thanks for the hearty chortle. +1

All the stars. I legit thought it was him for about five seconds.

Welp, nobody can accuse you of burying the lede.

That was hilarious. Good lookin’ out. +1

Lots of fresh games from Christmas I need to spend time with. Thanks for the $100 Steam gift card, parents! In no particular order:

Betty White? You really had me frantically googling there. Not cool.

Ouch. That was savage. +1

Is there a bizarro version of this list that features Dr. Disrespect?

To my great shame, I am a Florida State fan. All these vicious comments are wholly warranted and hilarious, if not a bit painful.

Duplicate post means you get +2.

Why, it’s almost as if he was always capable, but something happened during that bad stretch that clearly affected his on-field play and no one is saying what!

If I’m being honest, I just wanted to use “Sex Gift Basket” in a sentence. Coincidentally, that’s also the name of my band now.

I can judge him. I’ll judge the shit out of him.

I respectfully disagree. Everyone loves a gift basket. Everyone loves jokes. Everyone loves sex. It stands to reason that sex gift basket jokes hit the trifecta.

Oh yeah...that’s the good stuff. +1

It makes me so happy that Derek Jeter did this to himself.

I put down Dirt: Rally after only playing for a few hours because it was hard and I’m a little sissy. Picked it up again yesterday. All assists off, manual transmission, cockpit view. I’m getting the hang of it and I am totally hooked.

A Charlie Brown Christmas is the only Christmas album that transcends the beaten-to-death holiday music genre. I’d be lying if I said I only listen to it in December. “O Tannenbaum” swings so goddamn hard. I can also abide Bing Crosby in responsible doses.

Am I the only one that stirs a cocktail on arrival, as well as throughout the imbibing? First stir is to mix. Subsequent stirs are typically a fidgeting nervous habit.

We don’t need bold letters to have fun. Grey Party!!