I definitely see where you’re coming from. If I were him, I wouldn’t think twice about boosting my odds. That being said, I really respect the dedication, skill, and blind luck required to break this record. I think there’s something downright noble about going vanilla.

Honest question: Where does “Scent of a Woman” land on your scale? Personally, I’m leaning towards Good/Bad Pachino.

I’ve always stopped short of the throw. The farthest I ever go is a hybrid drop/shove. It’s more of a “Get this motherfucker out my face” move. The initial hit on the hardwood floors provides a satisfyingly loud crack as the controller slides to a stop across the room and, most importantly, out of my eye line. I do…

As a normal sized (6'1) human being, this makes me happy. As a human being that remembers his most recent attempts to shoot a basketball, this makes me sad.

This would be the post to get out of the greys. My shame is complete.

“Peyton or pitchforks!” - Overheard at a bar in Chattanooga.

I am a moron who failed at posting a .gif. and can’t parse out how to delete my test run...no one look at me.

Grade-A truthering right there. +1

Who’s this Gaucho think he is?

I take it you’re 5'9 then, huh?

Giving it to Atlanta, mainly because they just pulled the same shit in Cobb County with the Braves new digs.

I didn’t star because the total is 666 and I can’t, in bad conscious, mess up a perfect thing. I owe you +1.

I really like how he doesn’t wear batting gloves. As if to say, “I don’t wear gloves when felling trees, why would I wear gloves to hit a ball?’

+1 Signature Takedown

+1 brick in the wall.

This wreaks of “Our Fearless Leader” North Korean propaganda. You can cut the irony with a knife.

Holy shit. I couldn’t watch that video for more than 30 seconds. Utterly reprehensible. I’m a straight white guy and I’m very fortunate to have never been preyed upon. While I realize that no one wants or needs to hear my two-cents worth, that was awful. Nauseating. Evil.

I clicked play on the video, aghast that I was actually about to watch a movie promotion interview. Thing is, I love Harrison Ford sooo here we are.

Late to the party. Came for Say Anything, but you win. The Derek Trucks Band was fairly mind-altering and and life changing for me. +1

Since you asked, I close the outside doors while I turn the place upside down, usually finding nothing I need. I leave the inside doors open because...well...fuck it.