Too right, friendo. This needs more stars.

That was very well put. +1

Boring hetero white guy here. You are correct.

Username checks out.

I got nothing in the way of snarky deadspin comments. That was a hell of a catch. Full stop.

-Edit- I’m in!

Still can’t get Destiny to work.

I wasn’t aware bunting was an acceptable excuse for throwing at somebody’s head, but here we are.

Wow. That joke sailed right over my head. I am a moron that forgot how Deadspin rankings work. Sorry Emma!

“Getting hit by the bullpen cart” seems to have been stolen and replaced with an ad.

Same.

This is neither here nor there, but has there been any thought about resurrecting the Deadspin Better Know an Umpire series? Its been awhile, no?

Your writing has matured a lot since 2012. This was still really fun to read though.

So mean +1

They might if they could. It’s the groundskeepers that are at fault here. Stop being so good at your jobs!

Counterpoint: No

The bottom of the barrel comes to mind. That said, please don’t stop.

Where’s the indie music?

+1 for Al.

Wow...fuck this guy.