Goddammit! This is why we can’t have nice things.

This is why I come here. Thank you.

I’ve never seen a more clutch player than Tony Parker in the 2013 playoffs. Fun guy to watch.

Something something best fans in baseball.

Bob Ley has this certain quality that seems lacking elsewhere in the fast and loose media of the times. I can’t quite put my finger on it...hmmm...I got it: Credibility. Bob Ley has credibility. Been awhile since I’ve had the need to type that word.

Never forget SVP’s complete lack of game.

That’s a tough one, friendo. Personally, I think the Preds are an entertaining, fast skating team with a great “get-after-it” mentality. Simultaneously, I think the Blues are dirty, shiftless rogues who don’t thank their mothers for doing their laundry and cooking their meals.*

That shit made me grin from ear to ear.

Preds fan here. Tough to see a great young player go down like that. I’ll really miss him in the lineup. Now, I hate the Blues almost as much as I hate the Blackhawks, and I was raring to be pissed at the Blues for a dirty hit into the boards. As it turns out, it was just an unfortunate byproduct of playing a very…

Man...Blackhawk tears seem really salty.

Thank you! Enforce the goddamn rules you already have on the books.

John Mayer rightfully gets a lot of hate, but goddammit, the man makes music that I enjoy listening to.

I could be wrong, but it looks like the guy in the flat bill and grey hoodie tried to catch it in his beer. Valiant effort but the cup was destroyed. You can see him looking at the remaining shard of plastic in his hand and freaking out. He’s out 12 bucks and and a souvenir.

Welp...-cracks knuckles-...time to start the debate on what constitutes a legal catch in the MLB now.

If Charlie Murphy and Rick James could wallop each other across the face and work it out, I have faith that you can do the same. Slaps, then hugs.*

Man...that last tweet though. Incredible.

You get what you pay for.

Braves fan here. +1 because you’re painfully correct.

I hate the Phillies more than the Yankees (Braves fan), but the joy of that man realizing his dream transcends those relatively minor foibles. I’m happy for the guy.

Man...poor guy. I saw a post-game interview with Fisher-Davis where he stood his ground, admitted his mistake, and faced the music. He gets a lot of respect from me.