Most succinct paragraph about Murfreesboro I’ve ever read.

This is just the Bravesiest thing.

Squad, Dirt Rally, and Jet Set Radio. Thanks for that last one, by the way.

So you has us read it twice too?

Yaaaay.

Booooo.

Of all people, you think he’d pass it once in awhile. You know...share the wealth.

I liked it.

I don’t understand what that has to do with anything, but yeah...a little.

I see your point. They’ll have to make it pay-per-view.

I’m fairly new to watching NASCAR so forgive this stupid (i’m sure) question: What would happen if the first driver to complete 500 laps wins the race. Full stop. No mandatory pits or cautions. Get across that line first.

For real though, why does his back wheel keep spinning?

Stealing for personal use.

The 3rd down scramble to set up this touchdown and the celebration thereof made me very happy.

I love a good comedy hot take.

Don’t ask how I found this here, but I found a game with no kids. A wonderful place where there’s teamwork, strategy, and levelheadedness. I’ve only heard someone get called “faggot” twice. The game is Squad. Join us.

This is really great news. No other broadcast team has made me stop watching the game more times than Kruk and Schilling. Mainly because they stop calling the game after the 4th inning and proceed to tell awful and uninteresting stories about themselves.

Looks a lot like when he tries to field a grounder.

Who am I kidding? I love El Dorado too. I was just being a Duke snob.

Rio Bravo > El Dorado.