I’m 27. I type how I talk. I may not use complete sentences, but I punctuate like a mother-fucker.

Honestly, I thought she was flat. That being said, Adele is still the shit.

If “fans” and “worst” appear in the same question, the answer is obviously Notre Dame.

I try not to begrudge anyone’s personal taste because it is completely subjective. That being said, if your dad took you to see them in the theatre when you were an 8-year old boy, you might feel differently.

I agree. I’ll take a semi-auto rifle over a bullet hose sub-machine gun any day of the week and the M-1 is my absolute favorite. I’d love to fire one in real life.

Obviously there are expections, but in my experience, I’ve found that there are whiskey/ vodka people and rum/ gin people. I fall in to the latter group. Tequila is a wild card though.

Don’t do it man. It’s a trap!

My team is the Braves. I’m rooting for the Mets. God help me.

Not only did black people help build this country, but they’ve also been the cornerstone of any semblance of progressive cultural relevance in the last hundred years. Ragtime>Blues>Jazz>Rock and Roll>Funk>Hip-Hop. That’s just music. Historically, Black people are the epitome of the “American Dream”. From the lowliest…

I’m probably a little drunk (understatement), but I can’t see what’s happening.

Lol Mets.

Selfie is as selfie does.

I couldn’t believe how much Aikman was shitting on the Eagles. It was wonderful.

Not gonna lie. After my first time, I cried because I felt so guilty. Fuck that religious bullshit that made me feel bad for exploring perfectly natural urges.

I don’t know about you, but with me, it was sans protection. Dangerous? Absolutely. But those were the fruits of abstinence-only education. I suppose you get what you pay for.

When I was 19, I got my first blow job and I lost my V-card in a Baptist church parking lot after a Sunday evening service Two separate incidents. Same girl.

As horrible and fucked up as sports/sports culture can be, this reminds me why I love to watch them. That was incredible. Pure class.

This makes me so happy. I might start watching Sunday Night Baseball again...but with football starting up, what’s the point?

A modest proposal, but I don’t think it would work.

I bet that last paragraph was really fun to write.