Take heart, champion. They’re probably going to find a way to mess this remaster up anyway.

I think the funny part is that it’s very easy to imagine WB (which obviously cares more about appearances than not working with assholes) basically letting him get away with it. Just giving him a slap on the wrist and doing some public tut-tutting about not being aware of his Youtube channel, “we believe in…

Articles about Twitch are always very helpful for answering my burning questions about whether people consider themselves to be "too old," (they do) or whether they "just don't get it" (they don't). I urge everyone to continue keeping all of us informed on these two fronts, because it's super fascinating and I'm…

It’s pretty great. Definitely a crowded genre, but I think it’s one worth making time for. Hope you enjoy it.

It feels slightly different than flavor text in the classic M:tG sense, but I’ve been revisiting Hollow Knight and absolutely loving the notes you unlock from the Hunter’s Journal by killing a certain number of each enemy. They’re written in character, and are like a mix of tips and philosophy. One of my favorites is…

I’m hereby banning you from my e-fed for violating our policy against using the SCSA “What?” gimmick.

My (hella fuzzy) memories of Zero Divide are very positive. It was one of a handful of games I got with my Playstation, and I played a ton of it. Lots of stuff going for it.

I guess I respect their statement for still sounding pretty unenthusiastic about Stadia. I was sort of expecting some shamelessly positive lies about how “excited” they are to encourage us all to get the game on Stadia, a great platform that everyone should love. Kind of nice that they went with more of a “well,…

This is pretty easy to imagine given how many people I've known over the last few years who act like the things that aren't on Netflix (or whichever service they have) literally don't exist. 

Wait for the console version. Worked last time.

Jesus, Luke, put up a content warning before you show me such a beautiful machine rotting in a field like that.

Worth noting (via the product page for the Analogue Duo, its TG16/PCE console) that the Pocket is also getting cartridge adapters to play TG16/PCE games, so you can Bonk on the go.

I don't know, man. This isn't the *worst* answer, but the idea that representation requires thought and effort sounds a lot better if you don't immediately follow it up with "which is why we aren't doing it."

Yeah, super messed up how people have opinions about his opinions.

Not necessarily. I think the Avengers game showed that plenty of people are willing to pass on a franchise they like if the game looks mediocre and doesn’t have the characters/faces they care about.

Presumably needing to get into your car to plug in this thing so that you can get into your car?

Yeah, maybe it’ll turn out better with a different team. At the same time, it’s hard to imagine that the Reforged team was working in total secrecy from the higher-ups in Blizzard. Many of the decisions and conditions that went into it turning out so poorly would have been at least approved by people above that team,…

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but if I need a quick pick-me-up this week, I’m picturing Fahey punching a scalper in the nose and speeding away on his wheelchair. I feel better already.

I was ready to come in here pushing up my glasses like “Sure, they’re being listed that high, but that’s different from what people are actually paying.”

GG to whoever just beat Castlevania behind you on Twitch. Also, your tattoos are good.