People care too much about getting stuff into the Olympics. There’s a segment of MMA fans who never shut up about getting some bastardized, terrible version of MMA in the Olympics. Just like the stuff that you like, don’t be so aggressively insecure that you need some bozo who works for the IOC to bless and…

Oh man, I suck. I even read that press release and somehow skimmed over that. Thank you for the correction.

Worth keeping in mind that as far as I can tell, it’s unlikely you could use a second one of these to play games on the first one. You could plug two of these into a PC (or Neo Geo Mini console) and use them as regular controllers, but if you’re using it as a console, it appears it can only recognize itself and (or?)…

You actually have to unlock the new icon. But don't worry, the MyAssets card packs of various graphical elements are very reasonably priced, and you're guaranteed one new item every three packs.

This is good news. I thought she overachieved in Bumblebee, and the movie was much better than it would have been with an average replacement. And the two main series that establish Kate Bishop, Young Avengers and the Fraction/Aja run on Hawkeye, are two of the best comics Marvel has put out in the last 20 years or so.

Nothing says “great game” (or movie or anything else) like being really cagey and evasive with critics in order to keep them from having a review up when your thing launches. 

I only saw the first line in the comment preview, and thought you were about to pitch I Never Had My Titty Touched: A Four-Part Tragiseries Event.

Twitch will ban a popular streamer for being a racist dirtbag just as soon as they finish recuperating from all those monkeys that just flew out of their asses.

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

We’re definitely in total agreement that it is absolutely never okay to burn electronics outdoors under any circumstances, unless it gets you a *lot* of likes.

I mean, I hear what you’re saying, but on the other hand, they got 500 likes on Youtube. That seems worth it.

Yeah, the title, lack of description on the podcast app, altered music, and “joining me for perhaps the final time...” all had me pretty terrified.

The fucked up thing about MMA is that while you could make a very good case that Penn is the biggest waste of talent ever in any field, you could also make an equally good case that he isn’t even the biggest waste of talent of any fighter. I mean, Jon Jones is like a preternatural fuck-up.

Well, there’s actually a very interesting and humorous story there. See, all of his siblings are also named Jay Dee, and he’s the youngest. Being the baby of the family, everyone called him Baby Jay.

In his defense, he’s also almost definitely done a shitload of cocaine.

Less of a conference than a start-up party, pegged vaguely to butt stuff,

I took a nap this afternoon, so I guess I missed the meeting where we all agreed that we can only care about one problem at a time. 

Any polygraph exposed to Darren Rovell instantly becomes self-aware and kills itself in horror at discovering this void, this cipher, that somehow manages to simultaneously believe everything and nothing it is saying.

Okay, so maybe *this* cynical “brand revival” is a soulless cash grab and devoid of any true connection to the original entity or its artistic works...but Nolan Bushnell definitely hand-printed the Atari logo shirt I bought at Target, right?

They’re hopping Not Mad.