Posting the picture again to your social media accounts pretty severely undercuts the supposed apology.

I guess white people using tanner is just out of the question then.

Or he’ll get elected president because fuck everything.

Lakers fans right now are making the same angry crying baby face Ty Lue is constantly making when he's upset or frustrated or confused, which is most of the time.

He’s always come across pretty unhinged, actually. People were speculating about his drug use all the way back in the UFC 20s and 30s, when he was showing up for fights looking like he was haunted by ghosts, giving jittery and rambling post-fight interviews, and doing other amped-up weirdo shit like licking blood off…

So the guy who absently pawed at his own face before fights, and then afterwards punched himself in the head, licked his opponents’ blood off his gloves, and rambled incoherently (except the time he feverishly hopped the cage and immediately sprinted backstage) turned out to be a coke-fueled maniac? When will MMA…

Sometimes, like when you walk into the bathroom, take out your phone, and see that a funbag about the best time to poop was posted “a minute ago,” you can feel a real sense of oneness with the universe.

In a way, it's about all of us. In another, more correct way, it's about a fake news anchor named Ron Burgundy.

They can be a little sprawling, as a lot of them were like semi-standalone short stories and mini-adventures that eventually start rolling together into one big story. A lot of the wendigo stuff (including that page) is from The Universal Machine and Killing Ground - the 6th and 8th trade paperback volumes of BPRD,…

(Though it’s a little weird that Nick Fury refers to the “Avenger” initiative, singular, in his ominous little ending speech, right?)

I don’t want to bum you out or spoil anything, but there’s minimal wendigo content, so don’t hope for much there.

Yeah, duh.

It seems like your whole argument is based on the idea that every single person who would have bought the game on Steam is going to buy it from Epic’s launcher, which is not the case. While I’m sure that some of the people who are loudly saying they refuse to buy anything through Epic are just posturing and will end…

It’s crazy how many embarrassing Grunfeld things you can list without even mentioning how he bungled a 3-team trade by not communicating which guy named Brooks the other team was talking about.

“...as he entered the final game of the match, [Fauxhebro] changed his in-game name to ‘PLAY’ as a way to signal his criticism of Chango’s keep-away game...”

I used to work with a couple of Auburn fans, and it’s nice to think of how happy those poor, miserable bastards must be for once.

Well, they didn’t put anything in the bylaws specifically saying student groups can’t haze and torture people and cause a bunch of negligent deaths, so as we all know from watching Air Bud, their hands are tied and it’s completely allowed.

A 6-year suspension should do the trick, given how close that 5-year suspension (in the middle of a probation for the same thing) came to cleaning up this fine organization.

The die on the left is part of LaVar Ball’s new, soon to be announced business venture: Ballers & Busters, a tabletop game centered around an inexplicably pentagon-shaped 7-sided die.