Did Phil’s dad die that day?
Wait... Phil states that they didn’t know much that day... did he die at the barbershop?
Wait... the barbershop owner just let them stay in the shop without any witnesses, so no one but Phil and his dad knows what really happened?
Wait... as clumsy as Phil is... was he responsible for his…

Sorry, I thought this article was about ICEE agents, who are followers of the Slurpee competitor. And they targeted these 7-Elevens for ICEE to regain the market share of slushed ice drinks.