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Da fuc?

I just checked to be sure, and found I have no sympathy or empathy for Dr. Nassar.

“Holy Fucking Shit that really happened!” was pretty much my exact utterance when seeing the play live. Un-fucking real.

I would have said the Ilitches robbing Detroit, but they already paid the bonds back. Twenty. Eight. Years. Early.

This is a quantitative description of the swingiest games in World Series history. Sure, it sounds wordsy, but take that for what it’s worth: It’s saying that Game 2 was the swingiest game ever in 115+ years, then Game 5 out-swung that. That’s pretty awesome, even if you had to parse an extra clause or two to figure

I’m not sure I ever really went to bed. I saw a tweet that said:

0-0.  Have a nasty cold. Checked out early. What did I miss?

Eh, don’t think of that one as a record so much as shorthand for how many late multi-RBI hits there were, i.e. a measure of momentum swings.

Im older but i enjoy a lower scoring game thats got more than just HR after HR. I know its hard to fit a double, a bunted over runner and a basehit into a gif for Snap Book so a younger audience and process it but Jesus Christ, where is the pitching?

Televised Larceny

Alas, the camera cut away before what we assume was this dude getting a beatdown.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

“This is maybe a few lads joking around and taking the mickey,” the fan club said in a statement.

I know you are long since numb to it, and I know every day is worse than the last, but I’d like you to remember just

His English is better than my Spanish.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,