Please pull through, the world needs a man who can beat on Floyd Mayweather.

Everyone knows that the lower peninsula of Michigan is the only place in the entire country without an accent. Pull yourself together.

Was it all the penis that sealed it? He wasn't lying about the penises.

A true athlete.

Ahhh, the Locker Room. Took me a few.

Please tell me this is actually true...

Best Bear Post of the Week.

I thought for sure that part of that second change would include WEAR HEADPHONES OR YOU'RE FIRED.

Which one?

Ohhhhh. So it's racist and horrible?

NOT that racism isn't already horrible. ykwim.

Shitty Mongorians!

OH DEAR G-D, I totally forgive him. :')

Can you still get a Michael Vick doggie jersey?

#C14ss?

ohhhh, I've been trying to figure out wth he's even doing here.

This is really sad, but was he also the mascot? Or could you really not find a picture of him

I am surprised that I am still surprised that this story keeps surprising me.

Didn't get past "Crazy-eyed butter-marm" because that was funny enough.

You absolutely could not have chosen a better hypothetical to illu

I don't understand WHY the question was even being raised though... who the hell would sit there and ask themselves and each other, "Were you surprised that Brett Faahhhvre was killed during a robbery?"