No need to move. Just stay in the house and watch Golden Girls reruns all day. Super safe.

Also completely ignored, is locking in his solid leadership in the clubhouse. It may seem insignificant to bean counters, but how many times have we seen a good team on paper implode in the clubhouse?

Maybe he isn't mentally ill. Maybe he's just a thug who needs to be off the streets and away from women for as long as the laws allow.

I lived in Marquette for quite awhile, and I'm pretty sure no one there thought Marquette college was in Marquette. I'm sure most people don't know that they have their own decent size state university. Unless they like college hockey, because that's the only sport they play Div. I teams in.

^^Same. But DING DONG THE OLD FORD IS DEAD, finally.

How would the losing team staying in a hotel overnight affect the tournament?

Nice!

I like when Austin Peay fans chant, "LET'S GO PEAY!"

Steve Martin?

^yes

Shani's fine, he has a hood on. But I can't imagine that 2 men on the same bike is legal in Russia. Where are the enforcers?

I think she's my new favorite Chinese stand-up comic!

That was brilliant, but now I am unnaturally fixated on the thought of a basket made out of poop.

That's the first thing I thought too... horrible Christmas sweaters. Why do we keep letting Ralph Lauren do this? And a related question, do regular people still wear Ralph Lauren?