parkerthekid
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parkerthekid

New publicly solicited articles on NYT:
“Most people don’t like nailing their dick to board. Here’s 12 Americans who do and why they think they’re right.”
“Opinions: These Americans think air is toxic and think you should to.”
“Like not filling your pants with shit? These Americans would like to change your mind.”

Just

Thats my visualization. Another analogy is 475 jumbo jets crashing each year.

I was grabbing at my wig just to make sure I was still good after that read.

Accurate representation of said scenario

Shorter April Ryan:

I’ve seen far too man instances of nurses and doctors being absolute assholes.

We are diving into a time of strict “ends justify the means” thinking. Eminent domain is big government overreach...unless it’s for showing those filthy wetbacks that they aren’t welcome here in our English-speaking, white, Christian country. Likewise, evangelicals don’t give two shits about Trump fucking a porn star

Oh, didn’t you know that “small government” is just for the poor?

Hell I won’t drop my VW off with the valet, let alone a Ferrari.

Exactly what I was thinking, I’m too scared to valet my $37k car.

Usually there would be a press conference by now. Same with Hawaii, the missile emergency alert...worthy of a press conference.

i also hate innovation because when new things come out they are not always 100% perfectly perfect. So I think we should stop all progress simply because a mistake or two may happen one day.

Until this happens, because it didn’t, here’s a nice picture of a non autonomous truck slamming into a row of parked cars.

Funny, I usually find there to be at least two sides to an argument.

At one point in history, workers shoveling coal in ship’s boilers had similar feelings.

All us guys were teenagers once, we’ve all had a semi in the wild.

get ready to pay tolls for private roads/bridgesssssss

He’s a politician. He’s going to be risk averse. This is at odds with a growing progressive base that is itching for a fight. Any fight. These are people who want the Democrats to lower themselves to the Republicans level, no matter who it hurts, or how ill-advised that fight might be.

He’s absolutely right about every bit of this.