Pfft, tell that to my BA. I procrastinated on every assignment I had and wrote a good 90% of my papers the night before they were due. I still managed to pull As on almost all of them.

A Superior Court initially dismissed the sex solicitation charges because he agreed that Rowe meant no harm...

Excuse me while I reprise my comment in the 'guy cooks ex-girlfriend's dog' thread: what happened to "Living well is the best revenge"?

This is a little more than just a "prank". People could have been raped and killed. What a total nut case.

"A Superior Court initially dismissed the sex solicitation charges because he agreed that Rowe meant no harm,"

...I want this to be a poster on my wall in the year 2014.

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

This is the exact reason I can't really get behind all the Redskins hate. It's not even remotely close to being the only mascot that people find offensive, yet it's the only one people seem to give a shit about. I get why people are offended by it, though, but that ad the tribe put out saying "the one thing they don't…

A nice syrah would be good but I fear I'd misuse my new wine source and cause Hubby some issues.

How about science figures out how to replace all body fluids with wine. Like it doesn't taste like wine, it IS wine.

Honestly when I first read the headline this is what I thought. Cool, eating me out really is a recreational pastime.

I don't think Vagina monologues is originally a screenplay. Either way, a woman wrote that, not a vagina. Unless I see a vag holding a pen, printing or writing cursive, or even typing, it doesn't count.

Too soon.

Any vagina-derived name would also serve as a great sci-fi character or planet name. To wit:

I thought she was wearing a funky avocado. I get it now.

Now, is there a certain diet that would make them produce recreational drugs? Because that would really get the party started.

Vaginas: is there anything they can't do?

I'm really looking forward to seeing what names they come up with for vagina-bacteria-derived drugs. Hoohaazopram? Vagiloft?

Yeah I literally don't understand this at all. She didn't PERPETRATE a domestic violence situation.