You should definitely call your couch that now.

And noooooow, that will be in my head indefinitely. ON-J was so sexy and adorable in that video!

Oh my stars, I clicked the link! Steve Winwood would be rolling over in his grave if he were dead. (Or maybe masturbating since he’s alive.)

I’ll meet you at a place of wine for happy hour?

Really?! What was the song?

Ahhh, CIA fantasies are the best.

Maybe there’s some secret sexy signal that you and I are not privy to? Like a purple wristband? Or doing cross fit? ;)

Whoa. That is a lot of math for a Sunday evening. I fully support what you are saying, but my mind’s pie chart starting spinning after the first sentence. ;)

Right? But I remember pausing my VHS, trying to draw stills from the video, and there was zero nudity. I loved that video soooooooo much.

Ohhh, I thought you said the “Take on Me” video. Now I miss A-ha and feel old.

What I got from this.... I wish I had a tortilla in my mouth right now.

Even Jumping for Joy?

Sooooo, kind of like My Name is Earl? But without Jason Lee.

Hey now, you don’t think I’ve had sex with both those guys?!?!

Daisy loks amazing but he’s unrecognizable to me. So, he does look good, just not at all like Richard Marx.

She clearly gave up capital “I”s.

Your mom’s story could be the poster child for legalization. So glad it helped!

Because some people are Monsters who should never be trusted with an ounce of power, especially power over vulnerable people.

So. Much. Semen. So. Many. Fluids.

(P.s. from internet. Not my thumb)