Corrrrrrrect! At a minimum! I like reading your comments, so no shenanigans.

JAMBERRY JAMBERY DIET DRINK JAMBERRY VITAMIN wrapping paper JAMBERRY VITAMIN JAMBERRY.

Such a good, and awful, point.

Well, that was only what he spent 1% of his time doing, so is it really right to give him the title rapist? The rest of the time he was a stand-up guy.

I’ve never seen the parenthetical ASCII shrug. It’s not as cute as the actual the little man, but seems much techier than my aunt’s *shrug*. Interesting.

My Facebook feed confirms that yes, yes, yes they are still doing those sales.

Happy almost birthday! Enjoy your last year of happiness. ;)

Only 41 here.... So I’ve got 4 more good years?

Be careful out there, je suis cocopop!

Thank s one doesn’t seem that crazy. She doesn’t have the correct state accreditation to teach the grade the school moved her to. She should have pointed that out beforehand, or the school should have checked first. Perhaps then she could have stayed in grades k-3, which she’s actually certified to teach.

Wyoming is trying to be the Florida of landscape freaks.

Venn Diagram of Sandra Bullock Fans and Bolivian-Political-Documentary-Based-Movie Fans may not have a ton of overlap. Who knew?

You’re welcome. Bullet dodged!

Ha! I’m sorry but the phrase “declared disappointing” is golden, even if it was hurtful at the time. ;)

I tried it when it first came out and was so pissed at the speed of the autoship I cancelled my “membership” in a snit.

Columbia was my first and WEN was my last. Never again, HarvestMoon. Never again.

Ohhhhh, Tony and his meat....

Maybe if the ladies had been wearing pearl necklaces....

The tasks sound like a cross between a personal assistant and therapist? So rates may vary from $20 - $250/hr....

Ohhhhh, so much worse than dog barf. But, still more pleasant than judgy pants dad brigade.