Fringe is irreplaceable.

Whitney’s legs in I Wanna Dance with Somebody are amazing. I grew up aspriring to them. (5’1” and will never have them) But this hologram stuff is creepy. Let’s just rewatch the existing videos of her at her peak.

Mr Robinson won’t be home for hours....

I was 27, so you were just a baby. I feel like Mrs Robinson now.

I find saltines surprisingly delicious.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The only bindles that should cost that much are the ones filled with cocaine.

Instantly 20 of these.... (But in a more sad color)

Right? Even the model’s posture is sad she’s wearing it. And the sleeve length irritates me.

Nope, still don’t like it. ;)

I’d like it better if it were spelled with an e.

True. She just seemed tacked on like an after thought to me. Grace had already used an “and” which makes me think the list a done, then nope. Madonna too.

Or was it a dig at Madonna to list her after Rita?

I’ve been calling mangy beards “fleards” ever since.

Maybe she was distracted by being that close to tWitch. I sure as hell would be.

Ugh, someone else mentioned that too. I heard it many years ago, but I thought it was “mighty wide of you.” Which admittedly doesn’t make sense, but “white” wouldn’t have made sense to me as a child either. People are so overtly awful sometimes.

So glad very few (to zero) white frat boys read Pictorial, or this might become their new mantra.

If you’re in the neighborhood.... or just to look at silly pictures....

Thanks! I had binged on Parker movies the day I set up my account. And, I hate tell you, but you really did kind of miss out. Maybe there’s a Halloweiner wherever you live now? Dachshund owners are pretty dedicated to their dachshund love.

I live in San Diego and there’s a Halloweiner here, where everyone dresses their dachshunds in costumes. Really quite a funny scene.

I’ve heard a British guy say budgie smuggler to me, but I had NO IDEA it was a legit normal phrase. The more you know .....