No, he’s right. I’d love to visit here like, once a week, but living here is definitely not as cool as you’d think from looking at IG. The boat has been missed, for sure.

hahahaha this is amazing. I’m using this at our group drive tonight with all the Miata drivers who call my S2000 a “cute miata”

This comment needs more visibility, coming from a person who drives, rides, and sits on this road every. single. day. OP is clearly a moron.

Away From Keyboard...

Mine hits a rev limiter at 6k if it’s not up to temp.

Nailed it.

Literally every neighborhood...

I have a couple:

This. All of this.

Global Entry is equally good, and includes TSA precheck! It’s been worth it to me after having an experience with an especially militant passport checker on my way back into the US last summer

Well, yeah, otherwise they would have just kept doing it “for the data”
Not at all because it’s fun. Nope.

Because Vine no longer exists?

I remember picking through the rows of Oetkers in the cooler down the street. So affordable, and for quality that rivals anything you can find in a cooler in the States.

I remember picking through the rows of Oetkers in the cooler down the street. So affordable, and for quality that…

In which case, Colorado should have received an F

With the backlog of body repair parts, we should rebrand these thieves as enterprising OEM repair parts suppliers!

“No! You are not going to rebuild that engine in our garage kitchen!”

Tell him to spoon some peanut butter onto the half-melted pistachio. Nommmm

Pistachio is the correct answer here.

No, you’re the asshole for bringing kids to a bar. Even if the people there are quiet about kids being there, you’re being an asshole to your kids. Bars exist for the sole purpose of getting adults intoxicated; in what dysfunctional world is this an appropriate environment for children?

It’s from a German comedy sketch.