I sharpened the headlight like it is on the ‘16.

Because

Talk about flipping the community the bird...

What about quitting dumping shit in the Ganges river ?

Someone clearly doesn’t understand the mannequin challenge.

Would it drive itself into a lake then?

Take the salty route: find a set of old Bronco keys off ebay. Put them in a box under the tree.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

We must never forget this Russian driver who nonchalantly reacts to a meteor explosion as if it’s the most normal thing to ever happen to him!

Um, I’d call that a reward.

I just want to pick up so many women that they have to call it a Bra Bus.

I’ll I know is I want the self parking voice command to be “Maybach dat ass up.”

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

If Taylor Swift were an F1 driver, this is what she would look like...

BMW owners use their turn signals all the time. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t see.

Silly nit, BMW drivers don’t even use blinkers so why fill their fluid reservoir? (damn, i used reservoir in a sentence!)

BMW drivers don’t even fill up their blinker fluid and yet now BMW expects them to fill up another tank? C’mon...

I’ve got a great idea Raph, now hear me out. How about, you buy it and give it to me? That way, you get the satisfaction of being able to ensure it goes to a good home, and I get the satisfaction of my wife not castrating me for spending money. It’s a win-win! I’ll even fly out to SF and drive it back to Michigan and…