Straight-facedly telling stories about molesting women, without any hint of irony or humor, is just guys' locker room talk. We all do it, right?

What is going to happen to Trump? Honest question, because I've kind of lost faith that justice even applies to him.

At least all that audio means you get to have the game unnecessarily hog up 20 gigs of hard drive space.

Agreed. Especially in the time travel episode where you see senile old Sam wandering around muttering "I can't use these things together". A perfect gag, and dark as hell when you think about it.

I only found that game originally because I loved the THQ wrestling games on N64 and was desperately searching for anything else that used the same gameplay engine (called the AKI Engine apparently). And then presto, I stumbled across the best fighting game of the decade.

That was okay, but the core gameplay diverged so far from the original it felt like a totally different game. Which is fine, but ideally I want that aborted XBLA version. Same game, nice new graphics, and just adapt the controls to modern style.

Thank you for that. It just jumped a few spots in my queue.

Nope. That's what the article just said.

Oops. That'll teach me to read comments about shows I haven't seen yet, I guess.

To be fair, I think it was a surprise even to people on his side. But yeah, after he bragged about sexually assaulting people and it didn't even slow him down, that perhaps should have been taken as more of an alarm bell than it was.

Yeah, nothing against all these remakes and HD remasters at all. Some games have held up well in the gameplay department but look ugly as sin by today's standards, not to mention sometimes being difficult to run on modern systems. I say keep 'em coming, at least until they get to all the ones I want.

I think you'd need to do more than just use the music. In fact, put that tune in the trailer and you'd run the risk of "Pfft, fuck you Hack Snyder, you're not even fit to lick JLU's boots", given how much nerds hate him.

I actually thought Hamm as Kord and Cooper as Booster, but I'm going mainly by looks - I'm only even really aware of the characters thanks to JLU and it's been a while.

I meant actually directed by Edgar Wright. Not sign him up and butt heads with him until he bails. But yeah, since it's a buddy comedy Black is an even better call.

No one's more down with Billy West than I am. I was trying to keep it in the realm of possibility, and in the real world you know they'd get some current, hot comedian for that part. Like maybe Stephen Merchant if he's not already tired of playing hovering comedy robots.

Yep. Blue and Gold with Jon Hamm and Bradley Cooper, directed by Edgar Wright. Kumail Nanjiani as the voice of the floating robot thing.

He's also got a brand that's strong enough to have made him crazily rich and the most famous and powerful person alive. And he managed this all while being a flagrantly loathsome, obnoxious shitlord, so I can see how he'd be an aspirational figure to Youtube kids.

If SNL is Mad on TV, what does that make Mad TV?

Cross over yet again into different versions of the same universes and we could have O'Donnell and Reeve. Not to mention a second Evans.

Anyone else ever use a hacked original Xbox as an emu machine? More than a decade ago and it worked great, and there were a few more than thirty games available if you were willing to be a filthy, low-down thief. Not just console games either, it could handle some arcade, Amiga, DOS and C64 stuff, and its Atari Lynx…