As somone from Australia what is weirder is you calling it a fanny pack. What the hell else would you store in a fanny *snicker* pack?

I had a new coworker last year who was attractive, vivacious, intelligent, and very much my type (both physically and mentally). we flirted some and i definitely had a crush on her. It was also obvious that she had one on me, even though we maintained the plausible deniability mentioned in this article. because i was…