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I, personally, cannot wait for the Genachowski beatdown that will soon commence.

@Xucuroz: what are you talking about? Infinity Ward only releases a COD every other year...

@mclifford82: yes, and I don't think he just bought one in the last week.

@gramblor: don't forget the detective in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I'm gonna spill some mushrooms on the ground for my dead homie tonight...

@Banana Stand CEO: well, you know, there's always money in the banana stand.

@goldeneye: I mean, technically, if you completed your contract, the hardware is now yours, and doesn't that fall under fair use laws?

@aphex242: her's my big question- if you are done with your contract, isn't AT&T REQUIRED to provide the unlock codes for your iPhone?

@ryno365: hmmm... my pubic hair wasn't that long when I shaved it to send to Crecente...

@hatebobbarker: I can tell you for a FACT that the girls at the KTV clubs in Mainland China go absolutely batshit insane when I sing "You Give Love A Bad Name"

@jeffk: do you have stairs in your house?

I screwed up Ron Paul and Ron Jeremy once.

well, at least we all know that the Ultimate Robot Fighting League is real...