@Mike Fahey:

"hey, man, bring my luggage aboard."

@Lazlo:

cash, my friend, is truly king.

@Chances:

@Ehardergardens:

chuck norris played his ps3 so hard it gave a red ring of death.

@Eltigro:

trust me, anime, real... they all mess with your emotions.

I still want to be Indiana Jones...

@GretzkyR99:

But what about the SMELL???

@Atomic_Explode:

I want the naked chick with no nipples.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

@JackDaniels19:

One time I got a pair of nunchucks from my best friend in a box of Rice Krispies.

poor taste, but hey, if you don't like it, move on.

@jarhead: Of course it's going to come out a year from now... that's when the next iPhone is going to debut!

@Noobs-R-Us: about acupuncture... there was a double blind study where acupuncturists placed needles in "specific" areas in one group of test subjects versus a group who placed needles in random, non-acupuncture places.