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Whenever Darth Vader's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Darth Vader"?

Well Amazon Video is only 8 years old . . .

I hope she's begun the rigorous training process for the mental gymnastics that are ahead of when she needs to promote the movie.

His boner doesn't have any neurosis-es.

The most "essential" will be his eventual sentencing.

Being a child actor seems like such a shitty job. Most have an extremely short shelf life. When that’s expired they can be completely unprepared for what comes after. Often enough they have parents who pissed away their money & nothing to show for it. From there it’s a short trip to tragedy.

Much better than her husband whose name I don't remember & won't bother looking up.

He'll always be the other half of P&P Romance Factory to me.

Rick Gonzalez (Who is awesome) is coming to Arrow unfortunately he's going to be playing Wild Dog (Who is not awesome).

Demon Nun Origins: Conjuring
Get Her to the Priest
The Conjuring Presents: Convent Camp
Demonic Nuns & Where to Find Them
Nuns: Demonic Possession & Rescue

Snarky Skunk? More like Not Entirely Polite in Expressing Their Viewpoint on Things They Enjoy Skunk.

They were wrong. What a twist!

McG

"I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho."

"If you already have stock footage of a giant blue dong don't bother shooting another"

He tucked himself deeper into a foxhole than Desi did into Marnie's ass.

I thought the Maze Runner was based on a Jonathan Davis's memoir?

When reached for comment O'Reilly indicated he would prefer it to be a stage adaptation: "We'll do it live… WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE."

If it was "In the vein of The Family Stone" it would be about a bunch of incredibly shitty people acting like vindictive assholes to their son's girlfriend for no apparent reason.

Krusty the Clown: "And now for our parody of Mad About You entitled, "Mad About Shoe".