Enough can't be said about how great the trailer is for Red Eye:

Larry: "Hey George, it's your favorite neighbor. Say, George, there's some snew on your lawn."
George: "What's snew, Larry?"
Larry: "Nothin'. What's snew with you?" [laughs]

"Ohooh Laura, one of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the face! And the stomach! And the face again!"

"Oil good"

I never thought I'd have a chance to reference the cartoon Napster Bad starring Lars Ulrich & James Hetfield again, yet here we are:

Christ, what an asshole!

At first I thought it was Wilfred Mott. It's not. So that's disappointing.

It's not because you were lacking in gravyitas.

Leah Remini, a former Scientologist whose name is so nice you gotta say it twice.

Twink twins flee from Ted Cruz's basement

So "Birdhouse in Your Soul" is about Anakin Skywalker?

Great news. I really thought this show went the way of Moonbeam City (R.I.P. Dazzle Novak, Pizzaz Miller, Chrysalis Tate & Rad Cunningham). I can only hope this leads to more Jay Baruchel impressions.

*Hal Holbrook continues to patiently wait by his phone*

Passion Play

Bring on the Mad Dog and Glory Quote Generator

How do you feel about a shit with a hash brown in it?

Who will be the recipient of this rare fuck? You guessed it . . . Frank Stallone.

If a playground full of dead schoolchildren didn't change anything I don't think this will. Especially when a lot of Republican lawmakers won't even acknowledge the community by name that was the focus of the attack.

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I didn't realize you were in I'm Bout It.