Sure you say that now. How you are going to feel when Master P & Silkk The Shocker show up at your door at 2 in the morning?

I think I can fix that problem. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

Do you want to know what it's like to have a huge cock that can kill people? Well buy this then you stupid pussy.

Accept lobbyist money?

[via Uproxx]

Anyone Can Play Guitar

Fart Job, Internet!

If this was a just world Robin Thicke would have taken Paula Patton's place in that turd. She's endured enough already.

The Conjuring 3 will be based on an actual true story. It will follow a brave con artist couple as they scam their way across America conning gullible rubes at every turn.

Communism

T Dog again through science or magic.

*Shane rubs his head*

Remember how Negan's people went from super dumb to ninjas? Good times . . .

I saw Garbage with my Dad when they were touring on Not Your Kind of People. It was general admission & not too packed so we were right up front.

Just great. Like we really need another Marvel movie.

Haven't we learned anything from the article yesterday? We're supposed to set lemons on fire.

Seven

I try not to simmer in my milieu for too long if I can help it.

Off topic but based on stuff I've read I was wondering if you were going to the Denver Book Fair in August? My grandparents go every year.

Classic ScratStitch