Isn't that the same guy?

I'm not familiar with that song. *opens new tab & checks out lyrics* GAH!:

Again: Is all 3 too much to ask?

Han bong ripped first.

He was talking about Harrison Ford though.

The porn parody does really write itself.

He wrote "Blinded by the Light"

She's the Tannhauser Gate. Obvs.

Is all 3 too much to ask?

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

Bustin' Makes Me Feel Like the Patriarchy is Super Keen

Bruce Springsteen really knows America.

That's not the line!

*shakes fist*

"Because I don't like that they just assume that the left is always right."

"Work in the War Industry" is my favorite Dead Kennedy's B-Side

He's a "dry guy".

Lorraine Warren still conning people after 40 years. If that doesn't make you proud to be an American . . . that's good because she's an awful shitbag.

Ah Jim Gilmore. The thinking man's Gary Gilmore.

Party Guest: "Wherever did you hear such a brilliant encapsulation?"
You: "The cartoon dick man told me."