Could someone with Alzheimer's have invented crack?

I was told there would be hot cakes.

What do you mean sounds like? I saw them open for Jets to Brazil.

Needs a sexy scene where they make gravy in prison.

Big E

Sapp beat Hoost twice. Not to speak ill of the dead but that's far more than Kimbo ever accomplished.

Classic ScratStitch

Micky Dolenz was in one of the worst movies I've ever seen: Christopher Coppola's Deadfall. Starring Michael Biehn, Jon Cryer's ex wife, Angus Scrimm, Peter Fonda, James Coburn & Charlie Sheen. The movie was about heist?

He was in Scorpion King 3 which has such a weird ass cast:

The video of him destroying that dude's eye is still burned into my brain despite seeing it for about 5 seconds almost 10 years ago. He looked older than Ken Shamrock when they fought & Shamrock is 52.

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Karen Grisham Prime: "Well, well. Here we go again. Johnny shit Cruise Sequoia Fucker just came out of the sea to drag you back to his shit ship."

Dagmar is behind Karen Grisham Prime as MVP but not by a lot. This line from the pilot might have made me laugh the most of anything on the show: "That's the way to build community. Sit here all night, suck Ds, knock out your teeth, have a good time."

"Okay, bad start. Rewind. (imitates tape rewinding) (imitates baby crying) Oh, too far back. Fast forward. (in an old woman's voice) I'm an old woman now. The singularity. I am fusing with all time and space. (imitates tape rewinding) (in normal voice) I'm here!"

"I know him. Don't touch him! He's been on a shit cruise."

Her love interest was played by Ólafur Darri Ólafsson who was the evil Amish teacher in Banshee Season 2 & Reggie Ledoux's buddy Dewall in True Detective Season 1

In his version she'd be a DJ at Electric Daisy Carnival but he'd still find away to suck all the color out of everything. Arcade would be the villain & he'd be an evil concert promoter. The movie ends with Dazzler shooting a beam of light through Arcade's face while simultaneously inducing epilepsy in half the…

A George Miller Film

It's super weird not to be excited to finally see the Justice League on the big screen after all these years. The point has been made over & over again but it's true: Zack Snyder is just such a fun sucker. He seems to alternate from contempt, to misunderstanding, to reinterpretation of the source material & back again…

A regular Martha Raye if you will.