I envy you. Although I did play Pac-Man with my mom and one of my aunts was really into Super Mario. I sent an SNES with some Mario games down to Mexico for her a few years back.

Ah that sucks. My buddy and I knew this guy at CompUSA who didn’t mind selling us games like Diablo or Delta Force.

I told my aunt the same thing. I didn’t tell her I rolled a necromancer.

Same. Reminds me of when my Catholic and very Mexican aunt saw the manual for Diablo II sitting by my computer. That was a shit storm.

They won’t feel guilty. People like this rapist and his friends feel entitled to destroy and to take from others. That he was only sentenced to probation is further testament to the pervasiveness of an institution that props these guys up as heroes (because they have penis and throw ball good) who are immune to the…

I decided to look into it. This video seems to do a decent job of explaining it:

They work better when touching? What? I’m at 20 hours and I didn’t know this.

It’s a real shame. I would be happy with just a continuation of the X series or, dare I say it, remakes of Mega Man Legends I & II.

There are many moments in which I find myself terribly frustrated with No Man’s Sky but there are so many more in which I’m glad I didn’t return the game. I still struggle with the feeling that I should have returned the game on principle, but the escapism I’ve found in NMS is too compelling to let go. It’s a simpler…

Nonsense! I’ve never “hey’d” anyone. Post coitus, I’m usually too busy parsing the data collected during that most recent human experience. I will occasionally relay preliminary findings in the form of a number string.

Culver City, eh? Any hints on where one can find this store?

From what I’ve read, the game is supposed to take your location every 60 seconds or so and then measure the displacement over a straight line. If that displacement is greater than ~300m (this is the value I’ve seen cited), you don’t get any credit because the game figures you’re in a car. This means that if you jog…

You can use TaskBomb on Android to switch between Pokemon Go and another app every 40 seconds or so which causes the GPS to wander. It nets about 1-2km a night so it’s not great but at least I’m getting shit done while I sleep.

I have it turned off. I was referring to the scene camera in the game getting all wonky. Good tip though.

I’ve heard people say they can evolve as many as 50 in half an hour. I’ll probably pop an egg once I have 30 to evolve seeing as my phone overheats, throttles, and slows my progress.

And before that, I fell for a good number of Luigi in Mario 64 tricks...

It sucks that you have to force close so often. I’ve only had that problem when I went to San Pedro on a weekend to catch some water types. Constant force closing for the 5% of the time I wasn’t on the loading screen. There were more people playing there than I have ever seen, so that might have something to do with…

I thought it was Kaylee from Firefly. She loves strawberries.

Yeah. That follows.

It might count as over-analyzing, but it’s legitimate.