Do you think that the February chicken is proud to have made it, but still feels a little bad that he or she got the shortest month? That's what I imagine it's like for all the "hunky fireman" style calendars...

My mom got this calendar for my boyfriend, and Goats in Tree for me. She may be annoying the crap out of me right now, but holy mother of God does she have amazing taste in weird gifts.

That's a silkie chicken on the front! I have like 20 of those..love 'em.

THERE'S A CALENDAR?! We got my mom the book last year and it is by far her favorite thing in the house. Okay, not really even close, but it did make the permanent coffee-table-book rotation.

before I read the word "calendar" I thought it was some ridiculous chicken album on vinyl. Which would be weirder, so... better?

I thought it was a record and was very excited to hear a bunch of Extraordinary Chickens/a band that would like that name.

This made me giggle hard. An alternate title could be "Unfuckinbelievable Cluckers."

I also got this calendar.

I read it more as she didn't have to be ignorant of apartheid—the parent at the school fought to have a book by a South African author about apartheid banned. Now that girl didn't have the opportunity to learn about apartheid because of other people's discomfort and own ignorance.

And little fairies that fluff your pillows.

I'd kind of like to be stacked in capsules - at least we'd get to lay down! If they were sound-proof, that would solve the screaming baby on a plane cliché!

"And any candidate can leave for any reason at any time - it's not like they sign a multi-year contract."

"This 'unconscious bias' means young women are consistently underestimated and overlooked, right from the outset of their careers..."

First of all, as noted in the post, Chiwetel Ejiofor is not "African American." He is British. Second, I am not a "fucking millennial." Pull yourself together.

First customer.

OMG!!! Just saw the new Terrance pics. I love your dog, even though he hates me!

GAH, I've been baking all day and it's all I've eaten!!! Me not proud.

I DO NOT SEE WHY NOT. FEAR IS OVERRATED. SO ARE NOT-COOKIES!

I've been there every day for the past week and a half.