JUMP up AND DOWN!!! BECAUSE!!!1

CHASE IT WITH EGGNOG. THAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER.

Better than typing in All Faps.

I'm guessing some people find it obnoxious, but I really appreciate the "killed but did not murder" every time this man comes up.

As an artist, I can sum up my feelings in a few gifs.

obligatory

I think you might have been arrested for vulva-outline if you left your house! CRISIS AVERTED!

I think you might be having this debate with someone's pet rock.

Yes, our female Olympians should be speed skating, bob sledding, etc., in khakis and denim.

Aww we're gonna miss you. You were one of the only writers I liked on the mainpage. And you were the first to mainpage me from GT. (And I love that you gave us a shoutout!) Good luck and I'm glad your replacement is Burt because that is the thing that makes this bittersweet.

I was going to say make sure your replacement loves commenters and GT as much as you did, but if it's Burt then...there's really no worry there.

Thanks! And yes, Burt!! <3

"Thanks for making that dick I like to suck!"

I'M GLAD THERE IS FINALLY A ROMANCE/ACTION MOVIE FOR TEENS WHERE THE PROTAGONISTS ARE WHITE! YOU JUST NEVER SEE THAT!

Mi mi?

Cyrus begins to cry.

I've decided that Mellie and Cyrus are the Thenardier's of this program and they're my favorite part.

Ok ok I DIDN'T mean to share this to GT...and I went over to say so, but it wasn't there! I don't know how Kinja works!!!