This is what I would like to do to this "school counselor" and his desk. I graduated this May with my M.Ed in School Counseling. I can't get a job. But I should have his.

obligatory

Just so you know, it's me.

I always hate guys that are subtle asshats more than overt asshats. No one liked Tristan... but some girls LOOOOVE logan. It is insidious, I tell you!

anti-Tristan but not anti-Logan? PRIORITIES, WHERE ARE THEY

Dean is too overprotective. Jess is too self absorbed. Logan is a rich douchebag. Sigh.

BWAHAHAHAHAaaaa...

I'm laughing so hard at both the actual post, and this pic. The meat jacket! I mean, come on.

And how they're like, "But it's TRENDY! It's stylish so that makes it perfectly ok!"

This picture is amazing and also perfectly articulates my feelings about this post. HILARIOUS.

I don't know why I've never seen this before, but it made me giggle so hard!

Any cuddling is great, so long as it's not when I'm trying to sleep.

My greatest and worst contribution to the human species and the English language was my invention of the word "cuddlelingus."

Mother of God.

The man is dedicated to his look like no one else.

Yeah, they brought over an armed officer with a german shepherd, it was not pretty.

Living up to your name, I see. But then, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you.

They don't have the rank to call her Dodai!