Just here in an attempt to bump your comment up to the top. :-)

Also, Jesus Christ, he can't even fucking deliver a joke properly. "A Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd, in China. Because they were Chinese. This was in China."

UM THIS IS PERFECT.

Now I want a waffle!

Ugh, typical woman. All you think about is kitchen appliances. I suppose you expect the government to provide those as free handouts for you! WHAT ABOUT MEN'S RIGHTS TO HAVE WAFFLES. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT.

I suppose the women's right to choose to purchase waffle irons.

You know what's really good? Yogurt and granola ON a waffle.

My dog also really needs a bath, I have shampoo, but also a sprained back and cannot lift the 40 pound chicken, carry him across the tile floor (which he will not step on) and put him in the tub, which he loves once you get him in there. What I'm saying is, it's your right to choose, but you can have the shampoo after…

You do have a right to choose your own waffle iron.

I believe the preferred vernacular is unwomen.

That quote got me too. Does anyone else find it hilarious that Republicans are doing everything they can to restrict women's right to choose and then call out Democrats for always talking about it?

A whole woman? Damn my appendectomy.

I was totally convinced you were a DINO but you saved yourself in the end. It was close...

Nothing better than a good waffle iron, girl! Cop one fast before the Republican women buy them all.

That is called a signature hair cut and I hope you were in a public library when you wrote that cuz you are as good as dead if she tracks down your ip.

UHM! I LOOOOVE THIS GRAPHIC!!!!

There's a big difference between smiling at people because you feel like it and smiling at people because that's what society expects you to do. Sometimes, the same woman can do it on one day and not another. (Me last weekend? All smiles. Me today? Nah, pass.)