Yeah, the cronut was one thing, but this is just gross.

noooo! my stomach...

Daw, now I'm missing when Pete and Trudy were that happy-go-lucky It Couple, you know, before all the babysitter rape and cheating and stuff.

It's just like the deep-fried craze. What else can we deep-fry?! Ice cream, twinkies, candy bars. Butter was the last straw.

Have a cruffin, you'll feel better.

FOR SERIOUS. The donut shop in my hometown makes the best ones, you guys. Try the glazed or the chocolate creamstick (why are donut styles so sexual?) and you'll see. YOU WILL SEE.

Yeesh, those are some seriously shitty kitchens, then. Every place I've ever worked has treated the words "Celiac Disease" like a giant blaring alarm bell.

I've been hearing stirrings lately about restaurants specifically made to deal with people with allergies and other dietary restrictions - one in Montreal, I think? Now, I'm not really inclined to have anyone else handle my food, but I definitely think having more places like that would be preferable to hoping the…

Hahah yeah I never really asked for more details. Thankfully as far as I know it has never been necessary.

Plus, like, babies don't even know not to poop on themselves. That junk is gross, guys. No babies.

Im going to have as many kids as I can so I can groom them into stars and I can live off of their wealth like a parasite.

Oh, walk it off.

WTFFFFF??? Trying to catch her in a lie? They could go to jail for that! Ack!

Maybe it's because I grew up with a friend allergic to everything, but I don't understand the disbelief or crap people get over their food allergies. I am always the one to put on a sympathetic face, pat you on the back and ask what you love so I can at least get you some of that! My husbands mother is allergic to…

Word. I don't have a deathly food allergy, but I have many food allergies, and some are severe and seem to be getting worse. The worse one for me, not death-wise but just for avoiding, is garlic. And onions. That stuff is in everything. That, and corn, which I'm also allergic to.

My mom and dad have a fun story about their first date at a sushi restaurant where my dad got to explain that he is super allergic to red snapper and if he goes in to anaphylactic shock she should use a ballpoint pen to open up the windpipe. But they've been happily married 25 years!

When I was dating my husband, he ate some cashews before kissing me on the cheek once. My cheek got a big, fat, itchy, red welt on it, and ever since, he's afraid to be anywhere near me after eating nuts. Nut allergies are just SO SUPER FUN!

I am teaching that to my 3 year old TODAY.

Good call. Kids are at their most understanding in middle school.