It cannot be denied that visually, clothes fall better on a slimmer frame," she writes, casually justifying the use of extremely skinny models.

Yay! I love when public figures live up to our expectations of them. :)

Yep.

One? One pancake?! Ye gods, what went wrong after that, that you couldn't make the rest of your pancakes?

Yeah, I wrote that article. This photo is not the same.

It doubly hurts my heart because Idina is my celebrity twin. We have the exact same face and very similar hair - fuck yea! Don't fuck with my twin Taye!

IS THIS THE HIP HOP THE KIDS ALL LISTEN TO???

Toby turtle is so much cooler than Mitch McConnell can ever hope to be.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to believe in magic.

I know, I know - I find this news inordinately disturbing. It's like two of my best friends are married and now one is cheating on the other, except for the never meeting either of them aspect.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No. No. No

I haven't/won't read the actual article, so personally I'm just going to say it's tabloid trickery until I hear from the couple themselves. Passed a lie detector test? Well I bet the questions were, "Is today Tuesday?"; "Is Obama the President?"; "Are you a dirty lying celeb-hound?"

For what it's worth, these cheating rumors have actually been around for like 10 years (but only theater nerds knew about it), and they're still together? So....yay?

NO! Those two are fucking magic together! I refuse to believe this!

Am I supposed to be upset or happy about this?

"then we should immediately release those incarcerated for practicing polygamy or bigamy,” Huckabee said. “And, frankly, let’s make all consensual adult behaviors legal, whether prostitution, assisted suicide, or even drinking 16 ounce sodas in New York City.”

Orange?

Bloomberg is on here twice. May I suggest Newt Gingrich (70)?

I think it stands for Old -White -Men -Who -Want -To -Tell -Us -What -To -Do -With -Our- Ovaries, but they shortened it in 1854.