paranoid_shiksa_feminista
paranoid_shiksa_feminista
paranoid_shiksa_feminista

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Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton are the same age. Does Romney's strategist not realize that?

Anyone remember what the "O" in GOP stands for?

For some reason, I can't remember . . .

Can I just say A+ to all the snarky comments already posted? The Jez commentariat is ON IT today.

agh so cute i'm dying!

I was all ready to tell you to lighten up, and then I saw the line under the picture. Hehe, I love your dog.

Just so you know, I had to stop my bulimia because it was so damn hard to keep reading minds.

I would like to thank Planned Parenthood for reading my Connie Britton/Wendy Davis fan fiction and monetizing it as a viable t-shirt line.

Ah, Facebook, always there to help you figure out which of your friends are racists, misogynists, or otherwise douchebags. Thanks, Facebook!

So just to recap:

Let's all meet and chug some wine so we can use the bottles for molotov cocktails.

May I suggest going the Hawkgirl route and getting a mace made of nth metal? She's a pretty firm believer of "MACE SOLVES EVERYTHING."

A Klingon batlith could be claimed as a "collectible..."

not pictured: 7-or-so-year-old white boy, who dotted the "i" in Kasich. Yes, really.

I can't even pretend I'm not going to laugh my ass off if you get detained at the airport.

Family reunion in ohio? I recommend you bring potato salad along with your feminist feistiness. The secret ingredient for both winning reproductive rights battles and making a kick ass potato salad is determination*.

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They're just like you, except they're hot!

I am suddenly struck by a mental image of paranoid_shiksa_feminista charging the state capitol building in Columbus whilst wielding a battleaxe.