There are three vintages. The oldest, refined and tart, the newest, sweet but with a flavour profile that isn't quite as alive as you might want and the one in the middle which is just awful and nobody likes.

Oh well what the fuck. There is no way I'm clicking that video, I have to work today without looking like someone ran over my dog.

THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN FOR GOD'S SAKE HOW COULD YOU???

Can I just have wine instead?

SEE?! I told you repealing DOMA was bad! Not only have we destroyed the natural law of marriage, we've destroyed the natural law of gravity, too! I hope you liberals are happy!

*AHEM*

That was fucking delightful.

I remember those carefree hours before we found out that Rick Perry is literally Satan. How young we were. How happy.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Don't we usually consider the French Revolution & the sans culottes who stormed the Bastille good things?

This came across on Twitter via Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. 'Wendy of the House Davis'.

She's still standing!!!

As did I! I'm in it for the long run tonight.

I might be calling a cab to take me to the bar. Tonight is going to get ugly if this filibuster doesn't work.

This is another great photo of them — look at the dancing!

I love her even more because she has made that transformation. It felt like she, as a highly self-aware human being, took a good look at her life and wanted change, then made it for herself. It sounds so simple, but we all know how hard it is (to even get myself to the gym).

I've been nervously watching this all day. I had to pause the stream of really stupid comments though.