YAY YOU GUYS YAY WE R FISCAL CONSERVATIVES AN THAT'S WHY WE JUST SPENT TAXPAYER MONEY TO PASS A BILL WE KNEW WAS DOOMED YAY.
Boy howdy do I love this dress. Not usually a KP fan, but she looks gorgeous in this picture...love the whole composition, in fact. Great photo.
My vintage telly was my folks' first TV as a couple. It's ridiculous, but the entire home is decorated in a 70s style, and I do so hate anachronistic decor.
Exactly. I don't own a TV but trust that I find Judge Judy, Game of Thrones, and MasterChef online.
Yeah, I kissed it and he turned into Prince Harry.
Ahhh, reminds me of when my drunk ex demanded to know who's was bigger between him and the guy I dated after him. He wasn't happy with the response, but after all that badgering, I figured he deserved to hear a little bad news.
Women seem so much more forgiving.
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My dog's favorite outfit was a pink tank top that says "DRAMA QUEEN" is black sparkly letters. We bought it for her as a joke, but she legit loved it. I think that says everything you need to know about her.
I want to hold your dog while he's wearing that sweater!
Who's a cute little boy? Who's a cute little boy? You're a cute little boy! Yes you are!
Or for our eco-friendly ladies, "Your employee's diva cup has been filled."
I can't wait for the day to come when this is standard in offices. "Your employee has just pooped."
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Sheen is Latino, but i think most would agree that he's white.
I had a hamster named Sandra Day O'Connor. High five!
They cost less than my tuition, and would probably be more useful in the long run.
Did you just call Diddy "Porkface Dumptruck"? Goddamn, that KILLED me. And "Why does the taste have so much smell?!?" This was amazing. Truly.