Lindy, girl, you are funny. For serious.

Wow! I'm finally impressed by a pick up artist!

This... this is the best.

Damn. Solid "exact same face in every photo" skills, Fabio.

Naturally, some oversensitive harpies were on their periods, and they raised a fuss, and ruined all the fun.

No one plays douchebag as well as Leo, but good grief, does Scorsese make any movies that don't star DiCaprio anymore? And that GIF...larf.

Why isn't Laura my IRL bff ;___;

Hah! A friend of mine told me a story about being afraid of water when she was a kid, and she wouldn't get into the swimming pool so her dad just grabbed her and chucked her in (she was about 4/5). Her mother yelled at her dad, and apparently her dad calmly replied, 'The daughter of a tiger should know how to…

valid point!

Looking back, it was awfully weird that he felt he needed to invite two irresponsible, marginally employed dudes to come live with him as sort of a mother replacement.

Do you guys really want to know why I hate Danny Tanner!? I'll tell you! I'm going to get all worked up here, so please just be patient. I remember one episode of Full House when Uncle Jessie scored tickets to see a band that D.J LOVED and who Stephanie had never heard of. Stephanie didn't think it was fair that D.J…

Finally, an app that tells me how to sexually stimulate Russian nesting dolls.

Don't know, but the only reason I tolerate "pussy" is because the part of my brain that is still in middle school still thinks it's funny to say there are three pussys in bed: me and the two cats. Then later a cat jumps back up on the bed at inconvenient times and it's like, "Excuse me, but you're the wrong pussy." …

Jill. My s/o's penis is Jack. Although I'm pretty sure you didn't mean actual names...

Tweet from @feministkanye is the best: @feministtswift YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH CUZ AS A MAN I NEED TO STEP BACK AND LET YOU BE HEARD

Helen Hunt is my spirit animal! I fucking love Helen. My best friend and I like to get high watch her stuff and change her wiki page to say she won her Oscar for Twister. Never ever watch her "Who Do You Think You Are?" episode, she is crazy crazy boring in it. But that's why we love her!!

feministkanye is pretty amazing, too. they may be done by friends or even the same person, they often tweet and RT each other.

I really hope they name her Fishsticks.