I didn't love Logan either, but Tristan came across as significantly more of an asshat. At least to me.

*emails to boss*

Luke. Duh. Luke x 100000000.

Whelp, this is everything I've wanted.

You are clearly a dog impersonating a human. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

STAY AWAY YOU FIEND!!!

Dogs are jerks.

I just like how they keep trying. "I know it was offensive the last time, but maybe cultural appropriation is ok NOW? No, not now? Ok."

LITTLE SPOONS FOR LYFE!

Heads are not pillows! Pillows are pillows!

My dog weighs 6 pounds. He still manages to take up most of the bed and push me all the way to the edge. HOW?!?!?

Oh god, I hate the butt-erfly. Cannot handle unintentional butt-touching. I just can't.

I would very much like for this to happen here and now. Perhaps you've summoned them with this comment.

Whelp, it was nice knowing you Dodai.

Oh, I like those guys too!

Valid. Your suggestion is better.

I think we should probably just leave them and get some new ones. Nothing comes back from the subway floor.