My eyes just joined yours.
:(
Ack :/
"Sorry, but I'm not really in the mood to talk right now." Straightforward but not rude... just honest.
This is why I try to keep an eye on any guys with a briefcase/bag/package on their lap when on the subway. It's not an uncommon trick :/
...I find this just slightly better than the multiple times I have been masturbated to while on mass transit...
A+ gifs, both of these!!! You have done well. I love that excited baby.
"I've got these tiny hands..."
Aaaaaaaand that blog reminds me of my life.
I assumed you already dressed like this? Step it up, LaComtesse.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" of excitement turned to "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" of terror.
Each season is a new story, so... watch away.
"I'm getting a little tired
Of your broken promises, promises
Lookin' at your pager
Seein' different numbers, numbers
Call you on your cell
You're hangin' with the fellas, fellas
Hangin' with my girls
You always gettin' jealous, jealous"
I LOVE THIS FUCKING SONG. HOW DID I EVER FORGET?
HOLY SHIT. I had totally forgotten about 3LW. I know what I'm going to be jamming to at work all day...
Or less liquor, if you went to a Catholic school.
Oof. Literary burn.
I dunno, I feel like the waffle irons are safe from the Republicans so long as I hide mine somewhere other than in my vagina*. They've been doing a lot of snooping around up in there lately.