"There are very few Democratic women who can begin or finish a sentence without mentioning a 'woman's right to choose,'" Conway said...

Perfect.

Whenever one of my roommates is out of town my dog will lie down in front of their bedroom door, looking at me with the saddest sad/judgemental eyes.

Oh Sharon Stone. You just wear whatever the fuck you want, gurl. WHATEVER. THE FUCK. YOU WANT.

I try to give back.

Ruthie Camden from Seventh Heaven did a sexy shoot for Maxim.

Found this photo of her on the interwebz...

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

WE ARE IN A FIGHT NOW.

WHAT. Burt, I thought I knew you...

This is the best thing I've read all day. You're weird and I like you.

I mean... lets not kid ourselves and pretend that I don't already know about this...

Dammit Lifetime, if you keep this up I'm going to have to cave and get cable. DON'T MAKE ME PAY FOR CABLE, LIFETIME. I HAVE STUDENT LOANS.

*sniffle*

DO WANT. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP.

NO.

Tom Daley! British diver, world's most adorable human.

You have good ideas. I think YOU should be in charge.

Wait, isn't Parliament just made up of a bunch of corgis that the Queen occasionally runs ideas past? Am I misunderstanding the British legislative process?