Fuck. Now I want to play this game again. To ebay!

If this happens I am never going to do anything other than watch PBS. All Carmen, all the time... I'll get so good at geography.

Go to your doctorrrrrrr. I have food allergies and my mother has Celiac disease so I speak from experience when I say: don't try to self diagnose that shit.

I agree with you that he probably didn't do this knowingly, but I'm not willing to let him entirely off the hook because like... seriously dude? Has NOBODY who works for you heard of Google? GOOGLE YOUR SHIT.

What. The actual. Fuck.

My ladyfriends and I are a fan of 'shwastey faced' (I don't know).

I'll just steal it when you're not looking. I'm not known for my upper body strength, but I'll be damned if I'm not sneaky.

DO WANT VERY MUCH WANT.

So all I got out of that was "...........mac and cheese.....cheese.................cheese.........hummus........... cheese hummus..."

OH NO I THINK IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING

It's not like you're preparing batches of cheese for each meal.

Alas... my kitchen is the size of a smallish breadbox so I have no space for a deep fryer. But now I WANT THIS MORE THAN I WANT MOST THINGS.

This does not compute.

I could have sworn that had something to do with birth control...

FINE. I DON'T EVEN WANT ANY OF YOUR STUPID MASHED POTATOES.

Straight-up leftover cheese is a-ok with me. Not that there's any ever cheese leftover from anything in my apartment, so this is all strictly theoretical...

Even better.

Leftover Mac and Cheese is delicious. I volunteer to be this specific leftover.