Squatted trucks. I don’t need to say anymore.....

The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots. 

I mean, deliberately crashing your Cybertruck into the Beverly Hills Hotel will definitely get picked-up by all the auto rags.

It’s almost as though cars should not have so much unnecessary acceleration...

Entertainers (but does this dude actually qualify?) not grasping how brutal the acceleration of an overpowered EV truck can be and voila! come to a wrecked halt:

The board will all be kept sweet. The average guy who is bolting these things together will get fucked, as per.

Prison time for these lying, punk-ass executives seems like a better idea to me.

^ this

And they never have money for pay raises? Imagine that.

I accept diesel engines as needed for large equipment and trucks.

Fuck it - make it $20 billion. Doesn’t fix the damage done.

oh, brodozers....

Haha, no.

Don’t be ridiculous. They are in the business of *making money*. They will deny every single claim they can possibly get away with. Don’t be naive.

No business is required to turn a profit. But if Progressive, for instance, doesn’t turn a profit their stock price will tank and they will quickly find ways to make a profit. So, yes, their business is to insure people and pay out claims but they are definitely trying to pay as little and as few times as possible.

This article is useless without the name of the insurance company. Preferably in the headline, and ideally prefixed with “The Horrible People at...”

And the proposed solution is, “I’ll leave it up to NASCAR.”  Cop out.

That last line isn't the main takeaway, it's cowardice. Headline, thesis, and body of the whole article are arguing against speedway racing altogether. 

What’s a few extra grand for something you really want?

I drive a gnat in a sea of bulls.