As a gay person, I think I’m deriving MORE joy from watching the GOP freak out than I am from seeing the actual decision.

His dissent was the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. People did NOT lose their dignity from being slaves? So slaves were totally cool with being put up naked on an auction block so people could see if they were healthy? It was fine to have someone looking in your mouth without your consent? Slave owners could fuck you if…

Are you friends with Bristol Palin?

You couldn’t pay me to wear flip flops in NYC. I used to sleep in loafers when I lived there.

I live in Charleston, and I hate Mark Sanford with the heat of a 1000 suns. Truly can't stand that fucktard.

Not enough "BENGHAZI!!!!"

Just ask yourself WWAJD?*

I'm arming my dog and cat as we speak!

Yeah, it's like in horror movies where the blonde girl ALWAYS open the cellar door, even though the scary music is playing. You NEVER should open a door when scary music is playing.

Snark aside, that little girl is a pretty good actress.

They are dancing, like all families do after escaping deadly run-ins with a deranged psychopath.

Whew! Everyone can dance again!

I think he’s going for the cheesy factor on purpose! Look at that fake blood spot on Kristen’s cheek, that’s a total goof.

Are you INSANE? Where would we get 90 minutes(plus commercials!) if Charlie called the cops? Use your lady brain, woman!!!

Shattered family photos and whistling tea kettles are always a hint that evil is about to rear its ugly head.

The Hand that Docks The Cradle

Yeah, that was a Lifetime gold nugget symbolizing "I'm ripping you out of my life."

I called the fake baby scenario, but didn't even see the old "former lover comes out of the past for the long con" grift, coming at me like a runaway freight train.

You know Ferrell and Wiig are enjoying the shit out of this though!

...and also to add general realness.