Good Lord! Please tell me the urban sombrero isn't a real thing.

That comment needs more stars...a LOT more stars.

You should write for the J. Peterman catalog...if it was a real thing. This is meant as a compliment.

I used to work for Izod Lacoste back in the 1980s. We had the exact same problem with greed. A large corporation bought Izod and decided to lower the quality while raising the price. Shockingly, a brand that was known for its quality knitwear didn’t do well when the quality dropped.

Me-ouch! I'm not sure where you got your information, but it's completely wrong. The Kitti cardi was their top seller. They did report a massive uptick in security related issues due to the spokeskittens being shoplifted.

That's worse than having someone's dog watch!

I hate his face.

I'm wearing a bikini while doing crunches, and by “doing crunches” I mean scarfing down some Nestle Crunch while I'm sitting on the couch watching “Secrets and Wives.”

What are you wearing? :-)

OK, now we've veered from dirty food talk (which I love), to weird, old man, war hawk, Republican talk. Let's get back to the dirty food talk, please!

Everyone seems to know who this POS is, except me. Off to the Google machine I go!

I think you might actually be my soulmate :-)

I just find that age specificity so strange.

Hey, you're never too young to start eating a balanced diet. I make sure to include something from each of the food groups (cake, chocolate, candy, salty snacks, and cupcakes) every day!

“Should I fly with my baby...?”

Are you...my soulmate?

I'm also headed to the gym, to take a steam, and then nap on the massage table. Uggh...I get exhausted thinking about it. I better bring some chocolate to keep my strength up.

Do you check the first class section to make sure Bill Cosby is not on your flight? Asking for a friend.

Nice humble brag, you health food freak!

You should read my book: “The Chocolate Diet” and my follow up “Cake is Good Food.” I’m currently working on “Candy, It’s Not Just for Breakfast Anymore.”