Peak Pitt was Thelma and Louise!

I also found that age range super weird. Does he not creep on the 4 to 11 year olds because he doesn't find them "hot" enough? Who the hell gets that specific with the ages of kids they are willing to molest?

These people I don't like.

That's pretty badass.

Sounds like heaven, doesn't it? Throw in a violent prison gang membership and I'm in!

That actually made me laugh out loud! It's funny, because it's true.

KINJA!!!!!!! //shakes fist at sky

Do you mean "here" as "on Jezebel, or did you mean to provide me with a link?

Mitt Romney only donates to the Mormon church which spends its money on "charity" like fighting the evil queers trying to get married in California. Of course they support marrying multiple women, but that's because of "religious freedom" and not because they're a bunch of perverts.

Yeah, but then he'd be using his own money, and why do that when you can use other people's money?

I just thought of someone else who was a bit weird. The lead singer of the B-52's. I think his name is Fred Schneider. I met him a couple of times through different friends, and he wasn't rude, but he always acted like I was going to ask for his autograph. I'm not even a huge fan, and I wasn't gushing or awkward…

I was shocked he was so short. I’m exaggerating a little bit with the 4’11”, but he’s pretty damn short. He was doing a story on a murder (shocker!) in my town. The area is called “The Battery” and it’s a bunch of old mansions on a river with wide sidewalks. I’m walking on my evening stroll, and I see a little short…

Mitt Romney wouldn't take the time out of his day to let his $250,000 horse take a piss on you, but nice defense of someone who shipped your dad's job over to China.

I’m embarrassed for you! Just kidding! I actually did know who he was, but hadn’t seen him check in, so I had no idea it was THE John Davidson. I knew he was a quasi celebrity, but couldn’t exactly remember why. When I got home I looked him up.

Keith Morrison did the same thing to me!!! Did this whole “I’m on the phone and can’t possibly talk to you” shtick when I wasn’t coming anywhere near him! He was on the sidewalk and actually moved to the middle of the street to avoid being “recognized.”

I saw Flava Flav in a locals restaurant in Vegas. I said to my brother "look at that guy imitating Flava Flav." My brother said "that IS Flava Flav." He seemed really sweet. He was playing the piano with a little boy by his side, and he kept looking over at me. I got the feeling he REALLY wanted me to ask for his…

I used to love Geena Davis, and then met her. I’ve met a lot of celebrities, and they’ve all been nice and kind to me. She sucked. Sometimes it’s a bad idea to meet your idols.

My best friend WORSHIPPED Wonderwoman/ Lynda Carter, and then met her. He said she was pretty bitchy. I couldn't believe someone who was such a has been would still be acting like a star. I got a big kick out of it.

Disappointed about Robert Redford. I don't know why, but he seems like he'd be nice.

That's hilarious!