I'm stealing "gotta make a splash."

A friend of a friend of mine also fucked Alan Cummings. Apparently we know the same people, or Alan Cummings is a whore.

If it makes you feel better, I have no fucking idea who he is. Nothing is worse for a "celebrity" then when people don't know who they were. I worked at a hotel where John Davidson was staying. His wife asked me to give her husband, John Davidson, a message when he came in. I said "what does he look like?" and she…

This is hilarious, and needs more stars!

I've watched the Sunday shows since I was a kid, and they are getting boring as shit. I will admit I did enjoy Chuck Todd asking Carly Fiorina why she thought that as a failed CEO, and a failed congressional candidate, and as a failed advisor to McCain, she thought she'd be a good president. I find it hilarious that…

How did you hear that Republicans are having him blacklisted? I'm intrigued!

Paul Krugman should be number one on that list. The man is so prescient.

I had a moment imagining Dave sobbing after Krugman made a particularly astute point.

Hey, I went to high school on Long Island in the 1970s, and enjoyed the hell out of it.

I grew up in the 1970s, and went to a large high school outside of NYC, and 2/3rds of us got drunk and high. A few kids died in a drunk driving accident, one girl committed suicide, but for the most part everyone came out of it alive. The only thing that seems different now is that men seem to like to have sex with…

But SEXIER!

I'd settle for him being gay, but I can see him as a murderer too.

I'm hoping he's boning an 18 year old guy. I'll settle for him impregnating Lindsay Lohan, or doing the babysitter. I'd be thrilled to find out that Lindsay Lohan had fallen on hard times, and was his babysitter, AND he was boning her. I can conjecture ALL day long.

I think Harry is either gay or boning an 18 year old, or both.

You are most welcome.

That place is nicer than some hotels I've stayed in. I'm tempted to go on a crime spree in Norway.

I shall tell the young about these horrors, so future generations will know to keep out of Target.

Tell us these tales, so we can pass them on to future generations.

As a WASP, I am outraged by your comment. We are the only minority it is still acceptable to make fun of, besides Asians.

Dead kids tell no tales, about tails.